i'm not like you ● THE RECORD

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Every figure, place, case, phenomenon, and theory in the corpus — organized by category, photo grid + bucketed lists. Click anything to enter.

22 figures · 55 places · see the constellation → · the creepiest of the creepy →

Photographs of the real sites the cosmology names. Vostok is in East Antarctica. Kola is a welded hatch on the tundra outside Zapolyarny. The Tibesti is in Chad. The strangeness is what the cosmology adds; the geography is shared.

Vostok Station & Lake Vostok
Vostok Station & Lake Vostok
78°27′S, 106°50′E
East Antarctic Plateau — Russian research station; subglacial lake beneath ~4 km of ice
Mariana Trench & Challenger Deep
Mariana Trench & Challenger Deep
11°22′N, 142°35′E
Western Pacific — deepest known oceanic trench; Challenger Deep at ~10,935 m
Kola Superdeep Borehole
Kola Superdeep Borehole
69°23′N, 30°36′E
Kola Peninsula, near Zapolyarny, Murmansk Oblast, Russia — deepest artificial hole on Earth
Putorana Plateau
Putorana Plateau
69°N, 95°E
Central Siberia, north of the Arctic Circle — basalt trap 800 × 500 km, near the geographic center of Russia
Tibesti Mountains
Tibesti Mountains
21°N, 17°E
Central Sahara, northern Chad — shield-volcano range with hot springs
Atlantic Abyssal Plain
Atlantic Abyssal Plain
30°N, 40°W (approx.)
Floor of the North Atlantic — vast, largely unmapped abyssal terrain
Clarion-Clipperton Zone
Clarion-Clipperton Zone
0°–20°N, 110°–160°W
Central Pacific — abyssal seabed-mining region between Hawaiʻi and Mexico
Wright-Patterson AFB
Wright-Patterson AFB
39°49′N, 84°02′W
Greene/Montgomery County, Ohio — United States Air Force base, headquarters of Air Force Materiel Command
False Cape State Park, Virginia
False Cape State Park, Virginia
36°36′N, 75°53′W
Atlantic coast of Virginia, south of Virginia Beach — undeveloped barrier-island state park
Castel Gandolfo & the Vatican Observatory
Castel Gandolfo & the Vatican Observatory
41°44′N, 12°39′E
Alban Hills, Lazio, Italy — papal summer residence; Specola Vaticana headquarters
Tonopah & the Mizpah Hotel
Tonopah & the Mizpah Hotel
38°04′N, 117°14′W
Central Nevada, high desert on US 95 — silver-mining town; Mizpah Hotel built 1907
Tonopah Test Range
Tonopah Test Range
37°47′N, 116°47′W
Southern Nye County, Nevada — restricted USAF/DOE test range, ~625 sq mi
Mosquito Range, Colorado
Mosquito Range, Colorado
39°15′N, 106°10′W
Central Colorado — north-south range between the Arkansas and South Platte drainages
Marfa, Texas
Marfa, Texas
30°18′N, 104°01′W
Presidio County, Far West Texas — high desert plateau, elevation 1,475 m
Hessdalen Valley
Hessdalen Valley
62°47′N, 11°11′E
Holtålen, Sør-Trøndelag, Norway — narrow north–south valley at ~750 m elevation
Uintah Basin, Utah
Uintah Basin, Utah
40°05′N, 109°30′W
Northeastern Utah — structural basin between the Uinta Mountains and the Tavaputs Plateau
Manzano Mountains, New Mexico
Manzano Mountains, New Mexico
34°36′N, 106°22′W
Central New Mexico — small range south of Albuquerque, immediately east of Kirtland AFB
Mount Shasta, California
Mount Shasta, California
41°24′N, 122°12′W
Siskiyou County, far Northern California — stratovolcano of the Cascade Range, 4,322 m
Asheville, North Carolina
Asheville, North Carolina
35°36′N, 82°33′W
Buncombe County, western North Carolina — Blue Ridge Mountains, elevation ~650 m
Holloman Air Force Base / Alamogordo
Holloman Air Force Base / Alamogordo
32°51′N, 106°06′W
Otero County, New Mexico — Tularosa Basin, adjacent to White Sands
Fátima, Portugal
Fátima, Portugal
39°37′N, 8°40′W
Cova da Iria, Ourém municipality, central Portugal — Marian apparition site, 1917
Roswell, New Mexico
Roswell, New Mexico
33°23′N, 104°31′W
Chaves County, southeastern New Mexico — high plains town on US 285; site of the 1947 incident
Area 51 / Groom Lake
Area 51 / Groom Lake
37°14′N, 115°48′W
Lincoln County, southern Nevada — detachment of Edwards AFB on the Nevada Test and Training Range
Rendlesham Forest
Rendlesham Forest
52°05′N, 1°27′E
Suffolk, England — pine plantation adjacent to the former RAF Bentwaters / RAF Woodbridge twin-base complex
Mount Rainier, Washington
Mount Rainier, Washington
46°51′N, 121°45′W
Pierce County, Washington — active stratovolcano of the Cascade Range, 4,392 m
Aurora, Texas
Aurora, Texas
33°03′N, 97°31′W
Wise County, North Texas — small town northwest of Fort Worth on State Highway 114
Maury Island, Washington
Maury Island, Washington
47°22′N, 122°26′W
Puget Sound, King County, Washington — small island connected to Vashon Island by an isthmus
Phoenix, Arizona
Phoenix, Arizona
33°27′N, 112°04′W
Maricopa County, Arizona — capital of Arizona, Salt River Valley
Stephenville, Texas
Stephenville, Texas
32°13′N, 98°12′W
Erath County, North Central Texas — small city southwest of Fort Worth
Belgian UFO Wave (Eupen / Wallonia)
Belgian UFO Wave (Eupen / Wallonia)
50°38′N, 6°02′E
Eupen and Wallonia, eastern Belgium — initial sightings in the German-speaking community near the Dutch and German borders
Dulce, New Mexico
Dulce, New Mexico
36°56′N, 106°59′W
Rio Arriba County, northwestern New Mexico — seat of the Jicarilla Apache Nation
Yamashita Treasure Tunnels, Philippines
Yamashita Treasure Tunnels, Philippines
14°35′N, 121°00′E
Multiple sites across Luzon, Philippines — alleged WWII Imperial Japanese gold-cache tunnel complexes
Bermuda Triangle
Bermuda Triangle
25°N, 71°W (approx. center)
Western North Atlantic — region bounded approximately by Miami, San Juan, and Bermuda
Devils Tower, Wyoming
Devils Tower, Wyoming
44°35′N, 104°43′W
Crook County, northeastern Wyoming — Bear Lodge Ranger District, Black Hills National Forest
Trindade Island, Brazil
Trindade Island, Brazil
20°31′S, 29°19′W
South Atlantic — Brazilian island ~1,200 km east of Vitória; Brazilian Navy station
Hudson Valley, New York
Hudson Valley, New York
41°25′N, 73°55′W
Lower Hudson Valley — Westchester, Putnam, Dutchess, and Orange Counties, New York / Fairfield County, Connecticut
Brown Mountain, North Carolina
Brown Mountain, North Carolina
35°56′N, 81°56′W
Burke County, western North Carolina — Pisgah National Forest ridge between Linville Gorge and Lake James
Bonnybridge, Scotland
Bonnybridge, Scotland
56°00′N, 3°53′W
Falkirk Council Area, Central Lowlands of Scotland — small town in the so-called 'Falkirk Triangle'
Kecksburg, Pennsylvania
Kecksburg, Pennsylvania
40°10′N, 79°28′W
Westmoreland County, southwestern Pennsylvania — unincorporated community near Mount Pleasant
Pascagoula, Mississippi
Pascagoula, Mississippi
30°22′N, 88°33′W
Jackson County, Mississippi Gulf Coast — small city on the Pascagoula River
Allagash Waterway, Maine
Allagash Waterway, Maine
46°35′N, 69°15′W
Aroostook County, northern Maine — Allagash Wilderness Waterway
Apache–Sitgreaves National Forest, Arizona
Apache–Sitgreaves National Forest, Arizona
34°27′N, 110°27′W
Navajo County, eastern Arizona — Mogollon Rim country between Snowflake and Heber-Overgaard
Westall, Melbourne, Australia
Westall, Melbourne, Australia
37°57′S, 145°09′E
South-eastern suburbs of Melbourne, Victoria — Clayton South / Westall area
Ariel School, Ruwa, Zimbabwe
Ariel School, Ruwa, Zimbabwe
17°53′S, 31°15′E
Mashonaland East Province, ~20 km east of Harare — primary school in farming community
Catalina Channel / USS Nimitz strike group
Catalina Channel / USS Nimitz strike group
31°25′N, 117°15′W
Pacific Ocean, off Baja California — operating area of Carrier Strike Group 11 during November 2004 workups
O'Hare International Airport, Chicago
O'Hare International Airport, Chicago
41°58′N, 87°54′W
Cook County, Illinois — primary international airport serving Chicago
Dyatlov Pass
Dyatlov Pass
61°45′44″N, 59°27′32″E
Northern Urals, Sverdlovsk Oblast, Russia — eastern slope of Kholat Syakhl ('Dead Mountain')
Kyshtym Region / Mayak Production Association
Kyshtym Region / Mayak Production Association
55°43′N, 60°33′E
Chelyabinsk Oblast, Russia — Ural Mountains nuclear-industrial region; closed cities of Ozyorsk and Kyshtym
Sterlitamak Crash Site, Bashkortostan
Sterlitamak Crash Site, Bashkortostan
53°37′N, 55°57′E
Republic of Bashkortostan, Russia — region southwest of Sterlitamak in the Southern Urals foothills
Mount Adams, Washington
46°12′N, 121°29′W
Yakima and Skamania Counties, southern Washington — stratovolcano of the Cascade Range, 3,743 m; second-tallest peak in Washington
Sedona, Arizona
34°52′N, 111°45′W
Yavapai and Coconino Counties, central Arizona — Verde Valley, Red Rock country, elevation 1,372 m
Tularosa Basin / Trinity Site
33°41′N, 106°28′W
Otero, Doña Ana, Sierra, and Socorro Counties, south-central New Mexico — closed basin between the Sacramento and San Andres mountains
Mount Diablo, California
37°52′N, 121°54′W
Contra Costa County, Northern California — isolated peak of the Diablo Range east of the San Francisco Bay, 1,173 m
Joshua Tree, California
33°51′N, 116°18′W
San Bernardino County, southern California — high desert at the junction of the Mojave and Colorado deserts, elevation 800–1,200 m; gateway to Joshua Tree National Park
The Devil's Sea / Dragon's Triangle
25°N, 142°E (approx. center)
Western Pacific — region of the Philippine Sea south of Japan, approximately bounded by Tokyo (Honshu), Iwo Jima, and Guam

Civilians, handlers, contractors, the working-group historicals, the operator caste. No portraits exist in the public record; the monograms are the brutalist stand-in.

DV
Daniel Vasquez
civilian

Daniel Vasquez of Lubbock, Texas — Navy submariner; Subject 9930. Resistive substrate at the procedure; speaks the 22 sentences to Chaplain Pat Donohoe on his Subic Bay deathbed, spring 1971. Ch 13 / story 11.

EL
Elin
civilian

AARI polar researcher at Vostok station; co-authors with Yegorov and Volkov. Has the 1998–2014 anomalous-returns dataset on her hard drive.

EH
Eric Hauschild
civilian

Retired math teacher, Asheville NC; born late 1946 / early 1947. Marina's father.

JW
Joan Whitfield
civilian

Novelist at MacDowell writing the strange-loop novel — invents the term "owl-as-binding" and finds she has not invented it. The Tomás-subject-line email is the hook.

LU
Lucha
civilian

Pop's dog. "The boss of everything," per Pop.

MB
Marina Hauschild-Bell
civilian

Eric Hauschild's daughter — 50s, Berkeley; daughter Iris in Montreal.

MM
Marisol Marquez
civilian

Pop Marquez's granddaughter. Eleven years old in the summer of 2003 in Alamogordo.

PM
Pop Marquez
civilian

Ray "Pop" Marquez — Marisol's grandfather, Alamogordo, NM. Lotaburger cap, small black notebooks.

TP
The man on the patio
civilian

The Starbucks-encounter figure who is the codex's prompt — a Phoenix-area DBA who told the author his former leadership had the demonstrated capacity to travel to a specific star in Andromeda.

MS
Maren Sandberg
contractor

Sentinel Cartograph contractor, lead on the Lomas-aftermath cell. Author of the three-point Compression-Event memo.

RI
Reema Iyer
contractor

Freelance journalist (ex-Verge), Crown Heights. Working the Lampreysong / Castellanos / FOIA-cluster investigation; noticed by the apparatus.

GP
Greta Pratt
handler

Section 14 media liaison; brushed-nickel hair, standing Sentinel engagement. The "we need a move on this" voice.

JR
John Roberts
handler

Senior surface-contact handler on the Pact desk, 25 years. Logistics Support Group cover, Suite 312, Reston.

LO
Lorenzo (L. ▆▆▆▆▆▆▆▆)
handler

Senior handler, Section 11, NM desk, 1980s–2010s. The eight-character redaction is consistent across the file; the full name does not appear in the public record.

PD
Pat Donohoe
handler

Apparatus figure inside the upward chain (referenced across the inbox / Cell-4 channel).

DW
Daniel Wexler
historical

Col. Daniel Wexler — working-group officer; d. 26–27 September 1961 at False Cape VA, ruled accidental. The "second set of footprints" — the working group's first attrition that is not a natural death.

EW
Eleanor Wexler
historical

Wexler's widow; Tucson 1976; d. 1994.

FV
Frank Voss
historical

Working-group officer who took Wexler's seat after the False Cape incident.

HC
Helen Carlyle
historical

Wesleyan historian; Bill Carlyle's niece; executor of his papers.

WC
William "Bill" Carlyle
historical

Lt. Col. (ret.) William "Bill" Carlyle — original-nine working-group officer 1956–72; memoirist 2003–05; d. 2019. His niece Helen is the executor of his papers.

SV
Sshenn-vu
operator

Operator-class senior technician at the gathering depicted in story 14 / book ch 15; Veth-skenn's counterpart on the older interval.

VS
Veth-skenn
operator

Operator-class technician; the narrating voice of story 14 / book ch 15. Senior technician at the technicians' gathering; carries P5/P6 procedural memory across cycles.

Six load-bearing themes, each as a small reading path through the book and the codex.

Across deep time: the founding, the long quiet, the compression, the convocation, and after.

1956–1972 · The Founding
Wright-Patterson, Wexler, the working group.
1972–2017 · The Long Quiet
Bennewitz, the apparatus solidifies, Pop negotiates.
2017–2025 · Compression Event
NYT article, AATIP, Grusch testimony, MAR-26-013.
2026 · The Convocation
Marisol's cycle, Eric dies, the SCIF meeting.
2052 and after
Marisol at sixty-five, back at Pop's house.
Deep past
Pleistocene boundary, Apkallu, the cultivation.

What's already in the open record. Incidents with named witnesses, radar traces, FOIA returns and court filings. Investigators and officials who left documents. Ongoing phenomena reported by thousands across decades. The cosmology is grounded in this; the ground is what's collected here. → The creepiest of the creepy is a hand-curated rank-order of the items that hit hardest.

Incidents · 41

documented single events

Sighting waves · 4

regional flap periods

Ongoing phenomena · 12

recurring patterns

Figures · 68

investigators · witnesses · officials

Investigations · 11

official inquiries and programs

Disclosure events · 7

public-record revelations

Revealed hoaxes · 2

examined and disproven

Historical cases · 11

specific documented files

Ten distinct standalone designs of this same page. Each is a complete usable navigator in a different visual philosophy. Pick one and the site behaves as if that's the design.

  1. v1 — Brutalist Minimalist. Wim Crouwel / Vignelli MoMA. Extreme typographic reduction. Two colors only. No images. Names typeset huge.
  2. v2 — Swiss Grid. Müller-Brockmann International Style. Strict 12-column grid (visible). Helvetica. One red accent.
  3. v3 — Cabinet of Curiosities. 17th-century Wunderkammer. Sepia paper, tape strips, push-pins, red twine connecting specimens.
  4. v4 — Photocopied Zine. 1990s riot-grrrl manifesto. Xerox noise, multi-font collage, rotated stamps, hand-cut edges.
  5. v5 — Cosmic Constellation. Stellarium / IAU star chart. Dark-sky background, glowing nodes, named stars, pinch-zoom.
  6. v6 — Subway Map. Vignelli NYC / Beck London Underground. Color-coded thematic lines, named stations, transfer interchanges.
  7. v7 — Classified Dossier. Real declassified CIA file. Manila folder, TOP SECRET banner, tabs (Personnel / Sites / Cases), redaction bars.
  8. v8 — Naturalist's Field Guide. Peterson / Darwin's Beagle notebook. Cream paper, cursive marginalia, hand-drawn specimen illustrations.
  9. v9 — Phosphor Terminal. 1980s VT100 / War Games. Green-on-black CRT. Type commands: figures, who marisol, where vostok, help.
  10. v10 — Card Catalog. NYPL / Bodleian library drawer. Wood-grain background, 3×5 typewritten index cards, rubber-stamp dates, OUT stamps for visited cards.

Corpus scan: 163.7 ms · 22 figures · 55 places.